Sunday 18 April 2010

STFUGTFO.

kuching meowed at 5:26 pm 0 droppings
There's a saying that goes: "To each his own".

I like living by that.

Because "it takes all sorts to make a world" right?

Some people like sky diving. Others like to stay at home. Some people like to do it the conventional way. Others like to poop in a cup and eat it.

Therefore, to each his own.

I understand if you have strong opinions about it if this person is pooping in your yard and inviting your kids to eat it.

What I don't understand is if you have a problem with someone pooping within their own private space and having a shit fest, within their own private space.

Do you have to eat it? No. Do you have to clean it up? No. Do you even have to witness it happen? NO.

You see...this is my life.

It is called 'MY life' for a reason, because it is mine and it belongs to me. Whatever I do with it, as long as I do not get in your way, you should STFU and GTFO.

So I don't eat beef. Don't tell me what I'm missing out on. I've eaten it before, and I don't like it.

So I like cats. Just because you don't, doesn't mean everyone else should too.

So I live a very boring life. That is by YOUR definition. To me, getting out of the house to buy sweets is just about as much fun as I can handle.

Therefore, STFU and GTFO, TQVM.

Wednesday 14 April 2010

Double Trouble.

kuching meowed at 1:48 pm 0 droppings
What are the chances of having car troubles in two consecutive days, when I haven't had any in my entire life up until yesterday?

As if I'm not emo enough!

My car is being serviced, so I drove the Harrier to work.

On the bright side, it started to fail only when I was near-ish to my home.

The engine turned off several times at the traffic light after making loud clunking noises and I got stares from everyone around me.

Shit shit shit. Call Papa! But he didn't answer :( So I called Mama and she did :)

I managed to drive into my area until the temperature indicator literally shot up to H. H is for HOT! I immediately stopped by the roadside and put the hazard lights on.

Waiting for my mum was pretty uneventful, until a car honked at me.

HALLO! Why is everyone honking at me all the time! What did I do?? My hazard lights are on you smelly baboon! Grrr...I want to castrate somebody already lah!!

Sigh.

When I got home, I turned on the fan and had dinner with my family. Then the fan also started making clunking noises. I don't want to drive tomorrowww T.T

Tuesday 13 April 2010

There's Always a First.

kuching meowed at 3:48 pm 0 droppings
What a horrible way to start the day.

I was honked at by another driver and when I looked at him, he pointed at my car and drove off.

Very helpful -.-

I couldn't pull over as I was approaching the tolls and as I drove on, a car flashed at me several times. I know! I know! There's something wrong with my car but I don't know what it is!!

Luckily, this guy rolled his window down and as did I, and he yelled to me that my tyre was punctured.

O.M.G. I've never experienced being in a car with a punctured tyre before.

I wanted to pull over into the emergency lane, but there was a swarm of motorcyclists. When I was finally able to get in, I got honked at by those behind me, and one actually slowed down and hit the bonnet of my car with his hand.

WtF! What am I supposed to do?! I'm not pulling over to put my makeup on you turd.

Anyway, obviously I called my papa, and coincidentally a highway patroller also stopped and helped us change my tyre.

As I had to rush to a meeting, I took off in my papa's car and left him with mine.

*sob*

I felt so terrible, as if I messed things up and left him behind to clean it up for me.

*sob*

I am so thankful that I have my papa to take care of things for me.

Anyway, this totally ruined my entire day. I was feeling bad, stressed up (the stress rash on my arm flared up like a big red STOP sign), and I was in shock.

Call me naive, but whenever I encounter unkindness and meanness (e.g. the motorcyclist who slapped my car), I find it very difficult to swallow.

Just like the guy who overcharged me for a durian because I was with foreigners. I hope my curse worked and he's choking on a durian thorn now.

I know that there are a lot of bad people out there, but I can hardly believe it when I actually witness it with my own eyes. It's unfathomable to me that anyone would act with such unkind intentions.

Anyway, many lessons learnt.

Sigh. Emo time.

 

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