Time management is a very important skill to have in life.
Did you know that Malaysians run on +8 GMT? As in +8 Got More Time-lah.
No one ever shows up on time, to anywhere. I don't know which country I was born in, but I absolutely detest being late. If clocks were people, I'd be one. I'd have a second hand, a minute hand, an hour hand, and a giant hand with 10 fingers to bitch slap you in the ass if you're late. And I'd tick very loudly indeed.
(On that note, if I was ever late to something, it was due to unforeseen circumstances. Sorry.)
Therefore, time management is a compulsory skill to have in life if you are my friend.
Lesson #1. My time is just as valuable as yours. I am not some hobo sitting around doing nothing unless I were meeting you. I work, I eat, I shit, as announced in my previous post.
Lesson #2. Don't set a time for us to meet up if it's going to clash with something else. If you forgot and realise it later, here's what you should do. You know that thingie with numbers on it? The numbers appear magically on your screen when you press them right? FREAKING CALL ME WITH IT.
Lesson #3. When I call you to ask you where you are, Tell. Me. The. Truth. The phrase "on the way" is only valid when you are well and truly on your way to the destination in your car, or whatever else mode of transportation. It does not include being "on the way out of the house" or "thinking of being on the way".
Should you fail to adhere to these three points, I have been known to leave. In fact from now on, I will leave if you're late. I don't care if it's your birthday or your funeral,
That aside, please do not take this as an attack. I do not hate you, otherwise you wouldn't be my friend. But your lack of time management makes me very, very angry and when I'm angry I should not be allowed to operate heavy machinery, such as driving a car away from our intended meeting place.
Other than that I still love you.
But only if you're a girl. I don't want to get pregnant.
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